I'll admit, as probably most ladies have, that I've faked it a few times. Sometimes it's just too much effort to see it through to the end, y'know, or it's really just not an on night. Yesterday's lunch had me craving Indian, but not with enough energy to go out pursuing it, largely fueled by a fridge shelf full of leftover odds 'n ends. So I faked it, fusion-style.
Fake sauce
1/2 c veggie medley bisque
1/2 c tomato/roasted pepper soup
1 heaping Tbsp coconut milk
1 scant Tbsp curry powder
pinch garlic powder
pinch coriander
pinch red pepper flakes
mango sausage
steamed cauliflower & broccoli
flat bread
If needed, reheat your sausage and steamed veggies until hot. Toast or warm bread if desired. Slice sausage into coins. Mix other ingredients in a small bowl and heat. Dump over veggies, bread, and sausage. Mm-hmm, fakin' it has never felt so good.
Fake French by Le Tigre
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Don't bring me down
I suspect that my neighbor across the street doubts the consistency of gravity. Just now he stood out on his stoop and took handfuls of something from a large plastic jar, threw them in the air, and watched the bits fall to the ground. He repeated this a few times. I think he was satisfied with this confirmation that indeed, gravity was still working, because he retreated back into his sketchy little apartment.
Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestra
Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestra
Monday, April 21, 2008
Responsible citizen
I'm actually a little excited to be serving as a juror for a case and being able to be involved in The System, but goshdarnit, why does it have to fall across my weekend?! Thank goodness for apple pie and Au: better living through nummistry.
Sum by Au
Tonight I am experimenting again with almond butter cookies (peanut butter cookies - peanut butter + almond butter + almond meal = yum) but plan to make them into sandwich cookies. I might try two flavors: chocolate filling and lemon filling. Or ginger? Does ginger go well with almond? I guess we'll find out.
Ok, pull out your lovers, here's another one:
Boute by Au
Sum by Au
Tonight I am experimenting again with almond butter cookies (peanut butter cookies - peanut butter + almond butter + almond meal = yum) but plan to make them into sandwich cookies. I might try two flavors: chocolate filling and lemon filling. Or ginger? Does ginger go well with almond? I guess we'll find out.
Ok, pull out your lovers, here's another one:
Boute by Au
Friday, April 11, 2008
Possible Ventures
How much easier it would be to experiment with food if most of it disappeared after I'd had a few bites and shared a few more and all my supplies spontaneously replenished themselves. List of things to try:
- Almond butter cookies sandwiched with a chocolate ginger or citrus cream filling and more flour in the cookie dough
- Pie babies with a jam filling
- Something made with almond paste/marzipan/frangipane
- Brown sugar cake in my best darn imitation of Paley's Place (mmmmmmmmm)
- A science-themed multi-course dinner involving dry ice, thermos glassware, sodium alginate, black pepper extract/crystals, etc.
- Breakfast Party #2! and not revisit anything I made for #1
- Cooking meat (I mean really preparing and cooking, not my usual half-hearted sautéeing crap)
- Better vegan treats
- Fancy pastries
- Candy making
- Gingerbread made with honey to replace molasses and sugar
- A new recipe from each of my cookbooks, excluding my #1 ladies Betty Crocker & Fannie Farmer
Monday, February 18, 2008
Easy as 1 2 3
Many months ago, a possibly drunk, possibly stoned fellow told me this recipe for quiche. I served it at my breakfast party in December, and it was awesome! I think "breakfast party" might be the best party I've ever had, since, as I've said before, breakfast is THE best meal for which to cook or go out.
3-2-1 Quiche
serves 3-4
3 large eggs (the bigger, the better)
2c shredded cheese (I use 2 handfuls, 2c is too much for me!)
1c sour cream
black pepper
other spices to taste
your favorite quiche veggies and/or meats
Whip the eggs with the sour cream until well blended, then mix in cheese, spices, and add-ins. (My favorite seasoning is "Italian Grinder." Cheating, yes, but it has rosemary, garlic, sea salt, black pepper, rosemary, basil, oregano, etc. Very tasty in everything, but only worth buying if on sale.) Crust is optional; make or buy your favorite kind. If no crust, grease a 8" pie dish. Pour quiche mix into pan and place in an oven preheated to 425°F. Bake for 15 minutes, then lower to 300°F and check every 15 minutes or so until a bamboo skewer comes out clean. Let cool for ~15 minutes before cutting and serving. This firms up faster than a traditional (= when I make it with soy milk) quiche due to less liquid.
It's important to note that this fellow did not give me any specifications for cooking the quiche; I'm following the baking directions for "Quiche Lorraine" from Betty Crocker's 40th Anniversary Edition Cookbook. I have a 3-2-1 quiche made with broccoli baking right now (thanks to an uncharacteristic lack of vegetable variety) and the smell coming from the oven makes my stomach want to digest itself. Unfortunately, I decided to skip the crust; too bad, since quiche crust is one of my favorite things to eat.
3-2-1 Quiche
serves 3-4
3 large eggs (the bigger, the better)
2c shredded cheese (I use 2 handfuls, 2c is too much for me!)
1c sour cream
black pepper
other spices to taste
your favorite quiche veggies and/or meats
Whip the eggs with the sour cream until well blended, then mix in cheese, spices, and add-ins. (My favorite seasoning is "Italian Grinder." Cheating, yes, but it has rosemary, garlic, sea salt, black pepper, rosemary, basil, oregano, etc. Very tasty in everything, but only worth buying if on sale.) Crust is optional; make or buy your favorite kind. If no crust, grease a 8" pie dish. Pour quiche mix into pan and place in an oven preheated to 425°F. Bake for 15 minutes, then lower to 300°F and check every 15 minutes or so until a bamboo skewer comes out clean. Let cool for ~15 minutes before cutting and serving. This firms up faster than a traditional (= when I make it with soy milk) quiche due to less liquid.
It's important to note that this fellow did not give me any specifications for cooking the quiche; I'm following the baking directions for "Quiche Lorraine" from Betty Crocker's 40th Anniversary Edition Cookbook. I have a 3-2-1 quiche made with broccoli baking right now (thanks to an uncharacteristic lack of vegetable variety) and the smell coming from the oven makes my stomach want to digest itself. Unfortunately, I decided to skip the crust; too bad, since quiche crust is one of my favorite things to eat.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Damn kids, stay out of Maillard
The Maillard reaction is one of my favorite chemical reactions, and it is probably one of yours too. "Mail-lard?" you ask, apprehensively. Yes, ducky, but please, start drooling because you'll want a head start.
At its finest, the Maillard reaction is the reaction between an amino acid and a reducing sugar (it gets oxidized to help something reduce, so losing electrons; examples include glucose and lactose), catalyzed by heat. (Amino acids make up the proteins in our bodies. They are delicious. Evidence: Bragg's liquid aminos as well as many kinds of meats and other protein sources.) Beyond all the organic chemistry involved, it is a reaction that you probably do often and in great quantities, every time you make toast or fry meat. It is why roasted and seared meat tastes better than boiled meat: boiling water is too cold to kickstart this reaction. The products of these reaction are a variety of molecules that smell and taste great, making food delicious. Each amino acid-sugar combination creates a different flavor, too, meaning that an exclusive and pure reaction between a specific amino acid and sugar yields a particular deliciousness that the food industry is all over.
Given the wonder that is the Maillard (which until now I have been mispronouncing as "My-yard, hence the not quite so funny now post title), that is why the following is scientifically delicious and not Ebeth collapsing into some kind of college/fratboy/stoner cooking creative genius.
Sautéed toast
discovered when a piece of toast to be fried dissolved in my hand
Heat a saucepan over medium-high heat. Obtain two pieces of tasty bread per serving. I recommend Trader Joe's oat bran bread; the effect of the Maillard on the dense crumb is delightful! You can then proceed to do one of two things: attempt to butter both sides of the bread with cold hard margarine, effectively ending up with a buttery pile of shredded bread as the slice breaks apart in your hand, OR cut or tear the slices of bread into bite-sized pieces and melt a large hunk of margarine in the pan. ("Texas toast?" you wonder nervously. Yes, wonderfood of diners everywhere.) Dump your bread chunks into the pan, listening for that sizzling noise that reminds you that the Maillard reaction is about to begin, if it hasn't already. Push the bread chunks around in the pan with some kinds of tool, flipping occasionally just like you would sautée vegetables, until the bread is toasted to a nice golden-brown color on all sides. Enjoy!
Although I haven't tried it, I speculate that this would be mighty tasty with heavy cream, jam, cinnamon, fruit, cheese, or other nummy condiments.
At its finest, the Maillard reaction is the reaction between an amino acid and a reducing sugar (it gets oxidized to help something reduce, so losing electrons; examples include glucose and lactose), catalyzed by heat. (Amino acids make up the proteins in our bodies. They are delicious. Evidence: Bragg's liquid aminos as well as many kinds of meats and other protein sources.) Beyond all the organic chemistry involved, it is a reaction that you probably do often and in great quantities, every time you make toast or fry meat. It is why roasted and seared meat tastes better than boiled meat: boiling water is too cold to kickstart this reaction. The products of these reaction are a variety of molecules that smell and taste great, making food delicious. Each amino acid-sugar combination creates a different flavor, too, meaning that an exclusive and pure reaction between a specific amino acid and sugar yields a particular deliciousness that the food industry is all over.
Given the wonder that is the Maillard (which until now I have been mispronouncing as "My-yard, hence the not quite so funny now post title), that is why the following is scientifically delicious and not Ebeth collapsing into some kind of college/fratboy/stoner cooking creative genius.
Sautéed toast
discovered when a piece of toast to be fried dissolved in my hand
Heat a saucepan over medium-high heat. Obtain two pieces of tasty bread per serving. I recommend Trader Joe's oat bran bread; the effect of the Maillard on the dense crumb is delightful! You can then proceed to do one of two things: attempt to butter both sides of the bread with cold hard margarine, effectively ending up with a buttery pile of shredded bread as the slice breaks apart in your hand, OR cut or tear the slices of bread into bite-sized pieces and melt a large hunk of margarine in the pan. ("Texas toast?" you wonder nervously. Yes, wonderfood of diners everywhere.) Dump your bread chunks into the pan, listening for that sizzling noise that reminds you that the Maillard reaction is about to begin, if it hasn't already. Push the bread chunks around in the pan with some kinds of tool, flipping occasionally just like you would sautée vegetables, until the bread is toasted to a nice golden-brown color on all sides. Enjoy!
Although I haven't tried it, I speculate that this would be mighty tasty with heavy cream, jam, cinnamon, fruit, cheese, or other nummy condiments.
Monday, February 4, 2008
What I did tonight
These signs are around Portland:
And man, they are not kidding. Fortunately, it being wintertime, I was well-covered and only seem to have hurt my right palm/wrist (bruising?), bruised a thigh, and scraped up my knee a little. It did not make for pleasant and repeated handshaking at the venue walk-through to which I was commuting.
Secretly, I was hoping for more visible damage to show of for the Naked Ladies this weekend.
And man, they are not kidding. Fortunately, it being wintertime, I was well-covered and only seem to have hurt my right palm/wrist (bruising?), bruised a thigh, and scraped up my knee a little. It did not make for pleasant and repeated handshaking at the venue walk-through to which I was commuting.
Secretly, I was hoping for more visible damage to show of for the Naked Ladies this weekend.
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